UGHHH I haven't posted in FOREVER! Anyways, here we go. Cinderella was a girl who's step sisters were total bitches. They made her clean up their messes and they tried shooting at her with shot guns from afar. Every now and then, they would throw knives at her bedroom door, and try to poison her food. They just hated her so much, that they hired a mafia to follow her around...and the rest shall not be mentioned. Also, the step mom was a total meanie bo beanie. She hated that her daughters were horridly ugly, so she picked on Cinderella. For example, instead of telling Cinderblock to go to her room, she would poor hot oils onto Cinder and then Cinder would know that she means that she is grounded. Soon enough, Cinde got fed up and smoked a bunch of pot. It happened to be Halloween time, so they had pumpkins outside of their house and whatever. Well, because she was high off her ass, Cinderella saw the pumpkin and sat on it, trying to ride it to this magnificent ball, which happened to just be a house party down the street. After arriving at the party, she saw this cute guy, and she started to flirt with him, then she puked on her shoes, so she took them off and ran...then he was all like WHY THE FUCK DID THAT GIRL PUKE ON HER SHOES?!?!? Then he tried to find her by her shoe size. Sucks for him, because she had the average shoe size...size six. Good luck with that one, genius. Eventually, after many days of stalking, he found her. And they got married, had 15 children, then divorced. Moral of the story: Don't smoke weed, don't ride pumpkins, and don't puke on random people's shoes.
Sorry for the short post!
Longer post next time!
xoxo Jess
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