DRAWING BLOG!!

OH YES! I created a drawing blog! Thanks to my friends Micki and Amy, everyone can see my drawings. I used to post them on Facebook and then tag everyone who I felt should see the pictures/drawings/sketches, but now that these wonderful people explained to me what a Tumblr is, I have one. I'm planning on posting on that blog once a week or so. Basically, if you go to http://drawingmongoose.tumblr.com/ you will find all of my random drawings that I draw practically daily. Well, at the moment you'll see one, but it's a newer one. And if you are bored, you can ask me some random (or relevant) questions/suggest things to draw. I really am in the middle of writing a new post for this blog and it WILL BE UP SHORTLY. It's just with starting Drawing Mongoose (the new blog) I need to explore tumblr and all that jazz. AND IF YOU ARE REALLY AWESOME...you could promote my tumblr..I need promotion lol Well I shall go. REMEMBERRR!! Check it out. Give it a chance. Savor it. Follow/ask/suggest/do whatever you do :) http://drawingmongoose.tumblr.com/

Thanks a billion and two!
xoxo Jess

OH. I ALMOST FORGOT. Here is my song obsession at the moment :3



Have an awesome day! :D

A Long-Ass Post.

So...I haven't blogged in a while because I just ended summer school recently and needed a few days of summer. By the way, thanks to summer gym I learned that I suck at bowling (I got a five. A FIVE) and that ice-skating is the bee's knees. I am actually kind of good...after I spend twentyish minutes trying to regain my balance. But in the end, it is super fun!!! Did I already mention ice-skating? Probably. Maybe not. I don't know and I don't want to check. And now we start.

Warped Tour                                                                                                                                             
     I went to Warped Tour for the first time a few days ago, and let me say. It was pretty frickin' awesome. I went to see Simple Plan (which I never ended up seeing..they were playing too late), but I ended up seeing Relient K, The Ready Set, part of I Set My Friends On Fire, and some other bands that were not as epic as the three I mentioned already. Haha but I only saw part of ISMFOF because they are a screamo band and I forgot to tell the person that I was with that they were a screamo band...and let's just say, when they started singing "But The NUNS Are Watching" she looked like she (for lack of a better term) shit her pants. I enjoyed it. They played well :3 And when Relient K did a-freaking-mazingly (and by that I mean that they played songs that I knew! Hallelujah!), and The Ready Set did pretty well. When I went to their concert I only knew a few of their songs but I went home and was freaking out because I saw them sing this song and that song in concert and they did really well singing them. **SIDE NOTE I saw those three bands because they played one right after another on the same stage (what luck, right?) and I've heard of each of those bands before so I saw them all. I did not go just because he sang well on that one song or whatever. BUT I do know the majority of Relient K's and ISMFOF's songs, so ha? I don't even know anymore lol

In Other News...                                                                                                                                        

This is going to be fun to write. It's almost like a mini-rant-joke thing. So I'm a girl, right? And I am lucky to have a dad who is willing to run to the grocery store to pick me up some...err...lady stuff? Or as we call them in my family, product. Yes, we refer to pads and tampons like they are gateway drugs. WHICH REMINDS ME OF this comic from the Gutterpunch Confessional that made me laugh like nobody's buisness. Click HERE to read the freaking awesome magic comic that this guy made called "Smoking Tampons" :] I find it hilarious. Okay so back to my story: my dad is they kind of guy who uses the world flavor at the wrong time and place, right? Well one day he goes up to me and we have a conversation that goes on like this (WARNING WARNING MAJOR TMI ALERT? sorta):
Dad: Jess, is it your..*dramatic pause*..time?
Me: Well yes it is. Or at least I really hope that's where the blood is coming from..
Dad: Uh....okay. Do you need me to pick up some...*another dramatic pause*...product...for you?
Me: Yusss pleaaase.
Dad: Okay. Which flavor do you use?
Me: BAHAHAHAHA
Dad: What's so funny?
Me: It's a tampon, not an ice cream cone. I will not be eating maxi pads anytime soon, I assure you. You mean brand or kind. Not flavor hahahahaha
Dad: Yeah. So which flavor do you use?
Me: *very serious and degraded voice* The orange kind.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that little tidbit into my personal life. It wasn't really a TMI watch, but whatever. I'm sure there was at least one person out there who gagged during my little oh I really hope THAT'S my period line lol. To sum it up, the word "flavor" is used to/should be used to describe taste. Not brand. Not smell. Not size. Not mongoose breed.

Sexy Songs                                                                                                                                                 
SOMEONE JUST OPENED UP A CAN OF SEX(y music)! Hahahaha no. I just wanted to use this title. BUT! There is a song that I have been in love with for the last few weeks (I had to do a CPR test on a rubber dummy and this song was stuck in my head during that..random much? Yeah. That last statement was totally irrelevant to what I am trying to say) and it's a great song. I heard it once and I thought it was crap..then I was like "haha maybe I should listen to it again." And BA BAAAAM. I love it now. But the lyrics are really screwed up. But the chorus is addicting! I'm weird. If you haven't been able to tell by my previous song choices on this blog, I have weird music taste. Here is the song:

"We Left The Atmosphere Behind" by Michael Gregory



Ahhhh. It's great. Hahaha the lyrics are REALLY WEIRD though. Ahhh.

Then there are little gems like Rebecca Black's new single. I really don't know why people hate her..it's not like she wrote "Friday". Any who, if you haven't heard her new song "My Moment", check it out. Google it. YouTube it. I don't own any of the songs I'm posting and I do not own the Google Corporation. Or YouTube. I think YouTube is part of Google but whatever. AHHH I CAN'T THINK! Annny whooo... this song has also been stuck in my head. So I hope it gets stuck in yours, too. I'm NOT GOING TO POST THE REAL VERSION because this parody of her song is so much funnier. Enjoy!

"My Moment" by Rebecca Black



This next song is called "Up All Night" and is by Blink 182, A.K.A. a really great band! They're somewhere in my top three favorite bands. This song has too been stuck in my head, but I can totally tolerate it. Why? Because (excuse my vulgar language) this song is a mindfuck. An earfuck. An eargasm inducing song. I don't know the correct term, but holy crap it's good :) I love it and I hope you love it, too.

"Up All Night" by Blink 182



I mentioned this song back in the Warped Tour paragraph. This song, my loves, is a screamo song. I like it haha don't ask why, but this is a good band and this song is funny :) Why do I like it so much?! I don't know! But there was a time that this song was on my daily playlist.. and I still love this song. It's a different genre, but you'll deal. Ahh. Such a good sound haha you may want some headphones for this one.. (it has NOT been stuck in my head! Yippee!)

"But The NUNS Are Watching" by I Set My Friends On Fire



Eughhhhuhhhghhh. I feel like a music critic. A very crappy one. This isn't what I was working for throughout this whole blog, but it was on my list of stuff to do. Well not really. I just wanted to throw in a crap ton of songs that I like :) Oh, and looking over this post I really abused the CAPS LOCK button, didn't I?
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It's like 10:00 P.M. here and I am really craving tacos and rice. What is wrong with me?
It's greaaat.
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I promise the next blog will be slightly more interesting. Maybe. So, speaking that this blog took me about an hour to write I shall depart now.

Thanks for reading!
xoxoJess

Creating Something New Is Just Recycling

Hey loves! I feel so bad about not posting since May..well that and the fact that my postings have been incredibly lame lately. And I mean LAAAME. Well anyways, I was thinking about this idea a lot lately and I think I may go through with it. What is said idea? Making a blog that is just for my drawings. Yes, I know that I don't post often but I am feeling that things will change. How/why, you ask? Let's just say that I graduated from the eighth grade exactly one month ago and my parents gave me a laptop for graduation!! ^.^ If you are thinking "WTF. It's just the eighth grade..." then think again. The way it works in my family is that you get gifts for eighth grade and a party for high school. And returning to the fact of my new (possible) blog --> I like  LOVE drawing. What's a better way to express this love than posting it on the internet? Okay, I can think of a few things but whatever. I think it would be cool to do that and maybe become something like Zappa Blamma or The Gutterpunch Confessional. If  I DID do the blog though, I probably would use this as a secondary one and the drawing one as a primary one. I would still have a storyline to my pictures I guess, or more less have a story behind it.
     Something that I would like to add eventually is a "Crazy Amazing Websites" button or a list or something in my sidebar because a) linking in websites all the time gets annoying. Not only for me but probably for some of you guys out there, too.
     So I can become more regular with blogging, I actually made a list of stuff I would like to talk/rant about so that I no longer have the excuse of "Well, I have nothing to write about. Let's dance!!". But on the other hand, I DO have a new excuse, but my excuse will expire in two weeks. What is it? Summer school. I am taking summer health (next week is Human Growth and Development, oh joy!) and also summer gym (the most intense class ever. I swear, I see Jesus (a.k.a. #7 on The Better Pain Scale) by the end of each class). The only good part is that because I live in WI, the weather just started being nice like four days ago, so I'm not missing much.) Oh, and there is another good part...the guys in my morning health class are verrrrry attractive (I'm thinking an "Attractive Strangers Part Two" right here!

I guess I will now leave with an awesome song. OOOOH and maybe if your lucky, a Swedish song video. **Hint: You're lucky. P.S. I put three links in today, if you couldn't tell by the font color change. Just click on:
Zappa Blamma
The Gutterpunch Confessional
I see Jesus

and have a great day! (Long post. Don't say I never do anything for ya')
Thanks for reading! I love each and every one of you.
xoxo Jess

QWERTY, QWERTY, why so dirty?

hahahaha I love this title. Well, the point of today's post is to put out there three websites that may be of interest to you.

 -IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER-

 1. omegle.com - talk to strangers. my only suggestion is to not go on video unless you want to see naked bodies..doing..stuff... *shudder*
 2. cleverbot.com - Talk to a computer...a SMART computer :)
 3. icogno.com - Talk to a computer...a kinda stupid computer :)

  I hope that you all enjoy these sites. they are hilarious and ease boredom!

 Thanks for reading!
 Many Signatures! (that's how i say goodbye today.)
 xoxoJess (jedi of the WORLD(i've never seen Star Wars))

My thought process to a T

HELLO WORLD! So, I am slightly mad. Mad being insane, of course :) My reasoning: I carry on elaborate conversations with myself whether I am talking in my head or aloud for all to hear (but I usually keep quiet when there are people around.) Anywho, there is an amazing video that I need to show you guys that reminds me of my thought process.. enjoy!



Ahahahha this video always cheers me up! Well, that's all. OVER AND OUT!

Thanks for reading!
xoxoJess

Attractive Stranger, Let Me Hug You!!

Long time, no post. This will be a short post, too, so feel free to hate me. All I need to say is that I LOVE ATTRACTIVE STRANGERS!! Hahaha long story short, I hugged an extremely attractive stranger and it was a good hug. :D hahaha I think that's all. BYE!

xoxoJess

Bizarre

Hi. I don't know what to say. Okay. Here we go. When something is weird, my teacher always says "That's bizarre." And this is what I picture whenever I hear that word. There is no particular reason I see this. Like at all. It's totally uncalled for. Well, enjoy my pain haha

Or something remotely close to this ^.
(yes, that's a loin cloth and a cape...and
stilettos...and a leprechaun hat.)

Sometimes, I see a bear wearing a party hat>>>

I hope that you enjoyed this. A LOT.

Thanks for reading!

xoxo Jess :D

Random Video Day!! ^-^

Hi! So, I found ooooodles of random videos, and I thought that you would like them, or at least 5 of them. Some may or may not make your ears bleed, so be cautious! :) enjoy!








My favorite ^^^^^ :D



By the way, it's raining outside right now :P I like rain. A LOT.
well, that's all for now!
Thanks for reading!
xoxox Jess

My Best Friend Is The Sweetest Transvestite Of Them All

actually, shes completely female, but in my eyes, shes just a sweet transvestite :D yes, this is from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Random side note: i hate it when a) i am too lazy to use correct grammar/capitalization/punctuation and b) when a guy is so lame that they text you and are like whats up? im thinking about a girl. and you reply with oh just talking to a friend and they come back with WHAT BOY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT~!!!>!?!?!?!??!!!>gremasgk<AS
VNKLWJDFNLQA and your like umm dr. frankenfurter and they are like AWWW HELLL NAWW then they turn into mom and are like why the frack wont you tell me who he (the guy you like) is?! and your just like i dont like anyone!! and in the end you are soo desperate to get them to stop talking to you and say something like I AM LESBIAN LEAVE ME ALONE. and the truth is, i am not lesbian, and i dont want to make fun of them, but hey, i could also say something equally offensive like I AM ASSEXUAL BIOCH!! you know, what ever works. anyways, new topic.

This song is beautiful. and fun to dance to. like a lunatic.



:D
another new topic, i was gonna write a story but it was lame. so i didn't.
New topic! is it me or is this post starting to remind you of speed dating? so many topics so little time. its X-TREAAAAM!
i know the FOX LIES guy. just throwing it out there...
i dont have school tomorrow!! woot woot!
periods suck, commas rule! -> that is from smosh. i don't own it.
i think that this blog post extravaganza has come to an end. lo siento mis amigos.
sorry, according to my spanish teacher, our class can speak spanish like a small child (4th grader), so pardon if i say something really weird sounding...anywhoo, byebye for now my little chickpeas??? (what was that???) BTW THE PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! okay. that is all...
byebye!
thanks for reading!
sorry for the bad everything in this post, but hey, it's a post, right?
xoxo jess!!

You, Me, and the Bourgeoisie

Career Choices! It's kinda a weird topic, I guess, but I have been thinking about it a lot lately. The thing is, I've always wanted to be a physicist of some sort. You know, study how things work and happen and what not, but recently, I've been really into etymology. Why I am sharing this with you, I don't know. Maybe this rant is to make you think. Here's a penguin. A crappy penguin. Wearing a hat. BLARG.

Again, sorry for the bad post. These posts have just not been up to par and they have been so spaced out. Therefore, I apologize.
Thanks for reading!!
<3 JESS

Screw it.

This post is just going to be on one song, because I am lazy and don't have a post ready. It's a great song, but, hey. It's not for everyone. Well, enjoy! (sorry :P)



ahahaha i love this song. I don't know why, though...anyways, have a great day!!! :D

Do It Like A Dude/Some of my favorite blogs.

Hola! Haha so my brother showed me this song, and if you listen to it more than once, you will be hooked--or at least I was.

Any who, I have been sick alot, (<--- you will get the misspelling if you click on the link. I'm pretty sure I've already posted about the alot already, but I will again. Wa-ha-ha.)
One of my favorite blogs is Hyperbole and a Half, just because it is frickin' funny :) Another favorite blog of mine is Happiness for your face: Zappa Blamma, because well, it's also funny, and I happen to love funny stuff :3 I have more favorite blogs, but these are 3. Anyways, here is the last one, and it's not really a blog, but it kinda is. It's a website that contains a blog and a bunch of awesome stuff. It's called The Oatmeal, and this site is just so gosh darn great that I think I'm going to buy the book :D but then again, maybe not. Next time I post, I will probably post another fairytale story thing, because I'm pretty sure that this blog is getting boring :P Well, I have to get off of the comp now. Thanks for reading!
xoxo Jess

ROSE BOWL!! HELL YEAHHHH!!

It's been almost a month since I posted last, but that's okay, because my home team is at the Rose Bowl today. Yep. I'm a sconnie. :D And no, Wisconsin is NOT all about farms and agriculture, even though we do have some. I put together a little collage of WI together for you all in no particular order. Enjoy, my little in or out of staters :) p.s. I probably forgot some of the awesome things that we have. Here you go :D

 

This is the best freaking soda in the WORLD. And it originated in WISCONSIN!! :D

This is the ceiling of the state capitol in Madison, WI

Cheese :) in the shape of: curds, blocks, beer mugs, cows, and mini Wisconsins :)

We are cheese heads :D

Badgerssss

The badger bus. Hell yes.

The Bikini Girls. At Packer games, these girls dress up in bikinis, no matter how cold it is.

Shirtless Badger Fans

Ahhh...the beer isle. 'nuff said.

BADGERS

WI state capitol

Packer Helmet :)

more beer.

Bucky freaking Badger. Doing Push ups.

the badger in the WI state capitol.

haha ummm state capitol again? Sorry...I got too many pics of it :3

MILK.

Milwaukee's Best Light. BWAH

Umm...

Wisconsin. AKA an awesome state.

more shirtless badger fans.

WI.

Yeah. this picture is real. This is our winter.

BUCKY!!

Our Flag :)

It's a bubbler. Yep. A FUCKING BUBBLER. suck it.

I KNOW how to Bucky.



I'm a SCONNIE. Love me. hahaha



Cheese Heads Rule.




 Now here's a completely irrelevant picture. Enjoy!

I hope you enjoyed this post! I had so much fun making it! Lots of my WI pics wouldn't upload tho :/
Thanks for reading!
xoxoxo Jess