My Best Friend Is The Sweetest Transvestite Of Them All

actually, shes completely female, but in my eyes, shes just a sweet transvestite :D yes, this is from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Random side note: i hate it when a) i am too lazy to use correct grammar/capitalization/punctuation and b) when a guy is so lame that they text you and are like whats up? im thinking about a girl. and you reply with oh just talking to a friend and they come back with WHAT BOY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT~!!!>!?!?!?!??!!!>gremasgk<AS
VNKLWJDFNLQA and your like umm dr. frankenfurter and they are like AWWW HELLL NAWW then they turn into mom and are like why the frack wont you tell me who he (the guy you like) is?! and your just like i dont like anyone!! and in the end you are soo desperate to get them to stop talking to you and say something like I AM LESBIAN LEAVE ME ALONE. and the truth is, i am not lesbian, and i dont want to make fun of them, but hey, i could also say something equally offensive like I AM ASSEXUAL BIOCH!! you know, what ever works. anyways, new topic.

This song is beautiful. and fun to dance to. like a lunatic.



:D
another new topic, i was gonna write a story but it was lame. so i didn't.
New topic! is it me or is this post starting to remind you of speed dating? so many topics so little time. its X-TREAAAAM!
i know the FOX LIES guy. just throwing it out there...
i dont have school tomorrow!! woot woot!
periods suck, commas rule! -> that is from smosh. i don't own it.
i think that this blog post extravaganza has come to an end. lo siento mis amigos.
sorry, according to my spanish teacher, our class can speak spanish like a small child (4th grader), so pardon if i say something really weird sounding...anywhoo, byebye for now my little chickpeas??? (what was that???) BTW THE PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! okay. that is all...
byebye!
thanks for reading!
sorry for the bad everything in this post, but hey, it's a post, right?
xoxo jess!!

You, Me, and the Bourgeoisie

Career Choices! It's kinda a weird topic, I guess, but I have been thinking about it a lot lately. The thing is, I've always wanted to be a physicist of some sort. You know, study how things work and happen and what not, but recently, I've been really into etymology. Why I am sharing this with you, I don't know. Maybe this rant is to make you think. Here's a penguin. A crappy penguin. Wearing a hat. BLARG.

Again, sorry for the bad post. These posts have just not been up to par and they have been so spaced out. Therefore, I apologize.
Thanks for reading!!
<3 JESS