Magic Magic Magic

The song Magic by B.o.B. ft. Rivers Cuomo makes me want to dance like a maniac, scream, drink orange juice, spray silly string, and dance again, all within 3 minutes or so, of course :3 today is gonna be a break day, and I am just gonna post some random pics. Enjoy! :D be inspired, or crazed :)

Okay, the first picture is a random cat, then a wicked looking clock, a dead fairy? (i googled "fairy" and clicked on the wrong pic...), a unicorn holding a cat, the sham-wow guy who beat up a hooker, or as i call him, the shame-wow guy, aka vince, then a poodle made out of God-Only-Know's-What..., and a n00b. Enjoy! :D

Here's a video for you all.


That's all for today!
Thanks for reading!
xoxo Jess

Love Like Woe

Hey :) Yes, I know that I am bad at posting on time, but that's okay, because I am writing now :D GAAAAH I'm in one of those happy explosions right now, and its for no reason at all :) Like I really wanna scream with joy right now lol so, anyways, let us get on with the post!
As you know already, I am a teenager, right? Well, when your a teenie-bopper, people say things that happen to be awkward. For example, on the bus today, a kid was talking about my dear friend, Amy (click HERE please!), and he said that she was "sexually attractive". and it was just one of those awkward moments, which was significantly worse, because we are in 8th grade HAHAHA. I'm not sure, but here's a list of awkward moments, for your own reading pleasure  :D I didn't read through it all, but that's okay haha but you know what's really awkward? Going up behind a stranger, hugging them, and then as they beat you off of them, you realize that you just tackled a complete stranger. That has happened to me sooo many times :)

Sorry for the short post ://// I'm bad at that lol But I am leaving you with a video :) ENJOYYY!!
Thanks for reading!
xoxo Jess :D

Number (24.)

I totally forgot one of my biggest obsessions/favorite things, and you know what? I just couldn't let that happen! Here it is. Number 24, because the other blog didn't let me edit it in because it would be too long lol here it is!

(24.) Black Hoodies
AHH! I love black hoodies soo much! In fact, I just bought one yesterday, and just happen to be wearing it now :3 Preferably a zip-up one, but hey, you get what you get :) Here is a picture of a black zip-up hoodie, but with a twist...or should I say kiss? :)

Thanks again
xoxo Jess

My Top Twenty (Three +)Sick Obsessions

Hey. Long time, no post. Haha instead of a story today, how about a list of my sick obsessions in no particular order? Granted, they aren't sick, but that just adds to the drama factor :) I will also add a little bit of background to my list, too, so sit back, relax, and read away! :D
(Oh, and by the way, I will probably end up referring to some items on this list more than once in my future blogs lol) Hint Hint, I'm really bad at formatting my blog, so have fun reading it :3

Here it goes...
1. SOME pop music
Okay, so I'm an alternative girl-not much of a poppy person :P But there's something about some songs that just makes you wanna dance around your room singing into a hairbrush...not that I've done that before... *blushes*


See, don't you just want to take part in an explosion of dance? HAHAHA I think its just me :3

2. ANYTHING Louis Vuitton
No explanation needed :)






3. ANYTHING Coach, A.K.A. the Poor Man's Louis Vuitton
Hahaha Okay, so I couldn't resist but to add this picture for Coach :*
(Look Down)

4. Emoticons

There is probably nothing more annoying about me than this: :) :3 :D etc. at the end of every sentence.
 I can't help it! :D

5. BOWS!

Every bow is a beautiful bow :)

So my friend bought me a bow for my birthday, and I wore it to school a few days ago, and I enjoyed every moment that it was on my head! I just felt so purrrdy, and I'm addicted!

6. Converse High-tops, purses, accessories, jewelery, texting, talking etc.

All that random crap that everybody should love :) I actually had these converse last year :P 

7. Guys who have soft middles, not hard bulky middles, but are not obese, if you know what I mean? (middles as in torso's. lol)

I would feel stalkerish if I looked it up, so I'm not haahaha

8. COLOR! 

PSE (Pretty Self Explanatory..)

9. MUSIC! 

PSE (look above if you don't get what PSE means :3)

10. Rocky Horror Picture Show

Don't Judge!! 

11. Glee
OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME! btw, this tuesday, glee is doing rocky horror picture show!! :DDDDD

12. Astronomy
Okay, so I am an astronomy nerd!!! THERE! I SAID IT! This is a picture of the Cat's Eye Nebula :)

13. Karma

Call me crazy, but karma is real!!!!! AHHH!! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE MEE!!!


14. Tea
Tea of any kind is a-freaking-mazing! Right now, I am drinking green tea, actually :) I'm drinking the kind that is shown below :3 Yummmaaahhh!!














15. Hugging Strangers
Okay, Strangers are fun to hug!!!! SERIOUSLY!! TRY IT! wait....don't try it.. Okay, ummm this is a hard one to explain... don't hug strangers. I am an experienced professional :)


16. Pajama Pants!
I wish I was wearing pajama pants right now....STUPID JEANS!!! :)


















17. Making Strange Growling Noises...
It's more of a habit...BTW, when I growl, I morph into a wild ninja-bear!!

















18. Wearing Dresses/Fancy Clothes

COME ON! WHO DOESN'T! The Dress and Suit from the picture are by Betsy Johnson. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!! And I would totally wear that dress! :D

19. Piercings/Tattoo's
It's a weird obsession, but I have it. I love this tat, but not as much as that Betsy Johnson Dress lol This tattoo says: If you piss me off, I WILL go all spidey-ninja on you!! WATCH OUT!!












20. Making fun of commercials and/or scary/horror movies
Umm... have you seen some of the commercials that they have these days?! And as for the horror movies..making fun of them is a really good way to hid that you were just about to wet yourself when the little gremlin popped out of the mirror and ate the monkey's banana...haha This pad/tampon commercial made me laugh sooo much that I may just go out and buy a box of their product, just for them :) I just love how they make fun of all of the other commercials in this one, too :) watch it :D even if your a boy, just watch it hahaha



(21.) Lace! Military!

You can't deny it. It's amazing, and it's coming to get you!! Whether separate or together, it's just total awesomeness, and it's becoming ubiquitous. Here is a look from Project Runway season 8 by Peach for "Team Military and Lace". I really want Mondo to win this season, though :3



(22.) Saying 'I'm Sorry'
I really can't help it. It's a reflex. I have been trying to stop it for years, but I just CAN'T!! AHHHGHHHRHJHWHH!!!

(23.) Dane Cook!!
This guy is seriously freaking hilarious!!! REALLY! Check him out, if you're not afraid of swears and comedy >:)




That's my list! There are very many more, but even if I continue writing for the next hour or two, I will forget some things, so you will just have to deal with my top twenty (Three +)! :PPP

Will TRY to post again soon!
Hahaha Amy I finally posted, so suck it!
Thanks for reading everybody!!!
xoxo Jess!