So...I haven't blogged in a while because I just ended summer school recently and needed a few days of summer. By the way, thanks to summer gym I learned that I suck at bowling (I got a five. A FIVE) and that ice-skating is the bee's knees. I am actually kind of good...after I spend twentyish minutes trying to regain my balance. But in the end, it is super fun!!! Did I already mention ice-skating? Probably. Maybe not. I don't know and I don't want to check. And now we start.
Warped Tour
I went to Warped Tour for the first time a few days ago, and let me say. It was pretty frickin' awesome. I went to see Simple Plan (which I never ended up seeing..they were playing too late), but I ended up seeing Relient K, The Ready Set, part of I Set My Friends On Fire, and some other bands that were not as epic as the three I mentioned already. Haha but I only saw part of ISMFOF because they are a screamo band and I forgot to tell the person that I was with that they were a screamo band...and let's just say, when they started singing "But The NUNS Are Watching" she looked like she (for lack of a better term) shit her pants. I enjoyed it. They played well :3 And when Relient K did a-freaking-mazingly (and by that I mean that they played songs that I knew! Hallelujah!), and The Ready Set did pretty well. When I went to their concert I only knew a few of their songs but I went home and was freaking out because I saw them sing this song and that song in concert and they did really well singing them. **SIDE NOTE I saw those three bands because they played one right after another on the same stage (what luck, right?) and I've heard of each of those bands before so I saw them all. I did not go just because he sang well on that one song or whatever. BUT I do know the majority of Relient K's and ISMFOF's songs, so ha? I don't even know anymore lol
In Other News...
This is going to be fun to write. It's almost like a mini-rant-joke thing. So I'm a girl, right? And I am lucky to have a dad who is willing to run to the grocery store to pick me up some...err...lady stuff? Or as we call them in my family, product. Yes, we refer to pads and tampons like they are gateway drugs. WHICH REMINDS ME OF this comic from the Gutterpunch Confessional that made me laugh like nobody's buisness. Click HERE to read the freaking awesome magic comic that this guy made called "Smoking Tampons" :] I find it hilarious. Okay so back to my story: my dad is they kind of guy who uses the world flavor at the wrong time and place, right? Well one day he goes up to me and we have a conversation that goes on like this (WARNING WARNING MAJOR TMI ALERT? sorta):
Dad: Jess, is it your..*dramatic pause*..time?
Me: Well yes it is. Or at least I really hope that's where the blood is coming from..
Dad: Uh....okay. Do you need me to pick up some...*another dramatic pause*...product...for you?
Me: Yusss pleaaase.
Dad: Okay. Which flavor do you use?
Me: BAHAHAHAHA
Dad: What's so funny?
Me: It's a tampon, not an ice cream cone. I will not be eating maxi pads anytime soon, I assure you. You mean brand or kind. Not flavor hahahahaha
Dad: Yeah. So which flavor do you use?
Me: *very serious and degraded voice* The orange kind.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that little tidbit into my personal life. It wasn't really a TMI watch, but whatever. I'm sure there was at least one person out there who gagged during my little oh I really hope THAT'S my period line lol. To sum it up, the word "flavor" is used to/should be used to describe taste. Not brand. Not smell. Not size. Not mongoose breed.
Sexy Songs
SOMEONE JUST OPENED UP A CAN OF SEX(y music)! Hahahaha no. I just wanted to use this title. BUT! There is a song that I have been in love with for the last few weeks (I had to do a CPR test on a rubber dummy and this song was stuck in my head during that..random much? Yeah. That last statement was totally irrelevant to what I am trying to say) and it's a great song. I heard it once and I thought it was crap..then I was like "haha maybe I should listen to it again." And BA BAAAAM. I love it now. But the lyrics are really screwed up. But the chorus is addicting! I'm weird. If you haven't been able to tell by my previous song choices on this blog, I have weird music taste. Here is the song:
"We Left The Atmosphere Behind" by Michael Gregory
Ahhhh. It's great. Hahaha the lyrics are REALLY WEIRD though. Ahhh.
Then there are little gems like Rebecca Black's new single. I really don't know why people hate her..it's not like she wrote "Friday". Any who, if you haven't heard her new song "My Moment", check it out. Google it. YouTube it. I don't own any of the songs I'm posting and I do not own the Google Corporation. Or YouTube. I think YouTube is part of Google but whatever. AHHH I CAN'T THINK! Annny whooo... this song has also been stuck in my head. So I hope it gets stuck in yours, too. I'm NOT GOING TO POST THE REAL VERSION because this parody of her song is so much funnier. Enjoy!
"My Moment" by Rebecca Black
This next song is called "Up All Night" and is by Blink 182, A.K.A. a really great band! They're somewhere in my top three favorite bands. This song has too been stuck in my head, but I can totally tolerate it. Why? Because (excuse my vulgar language) this song is a mindfuck. An earfuck. An eargasm inducing song. I don't know the correct term, but holy crap it's good :) I love it and I hope you love it, too.
"Up All Night" by Blink 182
I mentioned this song back in the Warped Tour paragraph. This song, my loves, is a screamo song. I like it haha don't ask why, but this is a good band and this song is funny :) Why do I like it so much?! I don't know! But there was a time that this song was on my daily playlist.. and I still love this song. It's a different genre, but you'll deal. Ahh. Such a good sound haha you may want some headphones for this one.. (it has NOT been stuck in my head! Yippee!)
"But The NUNS Are Watching" by I Set My Friends On Fire
Eughhhhuhhhghhh. I feel like a music critic. A very crappy one. This isn't what I was working for throughout this whole blog, but it was on my list of stuff to do. Well not really. I just wanted to throw in a crap ton of songs that I like :) Oh, and looking over this post I really abused the CAPS LOCK button, didn't I?
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It's like 10:00 P.M. here and I am really craving tacos and rice. What is wrong with me?
It's greaaat.
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I promise the next blog will be slightly more interesting. Maybe. So, speaking that this blog took me about an hour to write I shall depart now.
Thanks for reading!
xoxoJess
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