"That's so Gay"/Love Like Woe/Shake

Hola Hola Peoples!
WARNING: This blog may cause bad credit, severe migraines, gelatinous masses coming out of your ears, paranoia, projectile vomiting, use of fancy words, geeky-ness, skin peeling off, nose bleeds, explosive diarrhea, addiction, spine loss, broken arms, severe boils, hives, ninja-syndrome, wetting yourself uncontrollably, and a bunch of other horrible stuff.

When ever somebody says "Wow. That's so gay." or "You're so gayyy!!" I want to look them in the eye and say "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE." because it pisses me off. Like really. Really. Really. Angers me lol, so that was all the title confusion was about :3 Anyways, I realized today that I haven't posted in forever, because everytime I write something, it sounds sooo wierd! So I procrastinate :)

:) Yes, I know that I am bad at posting on time, but that's okay, because I am writing now :D GAAAAH I'm in one of those happy explosions right now, and its for no reason at all :) Like I really wanna scream with joy right now lol so, anyways, let us get on with the post!
As you know already, I am a teenager, right? Well, when your a teenie-bopper, people say things that happen to be awkward. For example, on the bus today, a kid was talking about my dear friend, Amy (click HERE please!), and he said that she was "sexually attractive". and it was just one of those awkward moments, which was significantly worse, because we are youngins HAHAHA. I'm not sure, but here's a list of awkward moments, for your own reading pleasure  :D I didn't read through it all, but that's okay haha but you know what's really awkward? Going up behind a stranger, hugging them, and then as they beat you off of them, you realize that you just tackled a complete stranger. That has happened to me sooo many times :)

One last thing. Jesse McCartney's new song, Shake, sounds like hes rapping someone, just because he says "I'm the one that holds her down"... but I'm not dissing the song. I just have a REALLY weird mind :D but all in all, the song is great.

Thanks for reading!
xoxo Jess :D